"My sense of humor is like… really really vulgar. Its like worse than ten guys put together in a room. There’s like a sausage fest going on in my brain of just inappropiate humor."
if you call me cutie there is a 759% chance that i will fall in love with you
what I don’t understand is why the hell they are doing that
how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square