Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
studies show that i am a fucking idiot
Wow! I lost 10lbs in one week! How? I had to get up and close the door every time YOU FUCKING DIDNT
YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID
WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO
AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES